Latest Funny Shayari Collections by Rony Chahal
Roshni dekar dub jana koi suraj se sikhe,
Dil dekar dard lena koi hum se sikhe,
Kuch na dekar dil lena koi unse sikhe,
Sms padke Reply na dena koi aapse sikhe..!!
Har samandar me sahil nahi hota,
Har jahaj me misail nahi hota,
Agar dherubhai ka sapna nahi hota,
To tere jeso ke pass mobile nahi hota!!
Aadmi mandir kyu jata hai….?
Kyu ki waha :- aarti hai, pooja hai,bhavana hai, archana hai,
Bhakti hai, vandana hai, aaradna hai, sadhna hai,
Upasna hai Or ye sab dil ko bahut sukun deti he..!!
Tumhari life me
1 aisi ladki ayegi
jo sirf tumhari hogi
tum use behad pyar karoge
tum use kiss karoge
or
wo pass aa kar kahegi
I
Love
You…
Mummy….!!
SMS karenge hum ek duje ko bari bari,
Hame Lagti hai yeh rasm badi pyari,
Yeh sms milte hi ek sms bhej dena,
kyunki hame bilkul pasand nahi 'Udhari...
Duniya gol hai!!proof chahiye?
Cockroch chuhe se darta hai,chuha billi se,
billi kutte se,kutta admi se,
admi apni GIRLFRND se,
aur GIRLFRND cockroch se.
Ghar usne kya banaya Masjid k samne,
Chahat ne Uski hume namazi bana diya
Sweet socho,
Smart socho,
Accha socho,
Saccha socho,
Pyara socho
i know its
difficult,So i have a shortcut
sirf hamare bare me socho.
Dil dekar dard lena koi hum se sikhe,
Kuch na dekar dil lena koi unse sikhe,
Sms padke Reply na dena koi aapse sikhe..!!
Har samandar me sahil nahi hota,
Har jahaj me misail nahi hota,
Agar dherubhai ka sapna nahi hota,
To tere jeso ke pass mobile nahi hota!!
Aadmi mandir kyu jata hai….?
Kyu ki waha :- aarti hai, pooja hai,bhavana hai, archana hai,
Bhakti hai, vandana hai, aaradna hai, sadhna hai,
Upasna hai Or ye sab dil ko bahut sukun deti he..!!
Tumhari life me
1 aisi ladki ayegi
jo sirf tumhari hogi
tum use behad pyar karoge
tum use kiss karoge
or
wo pass aa kar kahegi
I
Love
You…
Mummy….!!
SMS karenge hum ek duje ko bari bari,
Hame Lagti hai yeh rasm badi pyari,
Yeh sms milte hi ek sms bhej dena,
kyunki hame bilkul pasand nahi 'Udhari...
Duniya gol hai!!proof chahiye?
Cockroch chuhe se darta hai,chuha billi se,
billi kutte se,kutta admi se,
admi apni GIRLFRND se,
aur GIRLFRND cockroch se.
Ghar usne kya banaya Masjid k samne,
Chahat ne Uski hume namazi bana diya
Sweet socho,
Smart socho,
Accha socho,
Saccha socho,
Pyara socho
i know its
difficult,So i have a shortcut
sirf hamare bare me socho.
SMS Sher o Shayari in Hindi
Ikhtiyarre tabbasum ki lau ko
Tarranume numayish se aghaa dena….
Jab is ka matlab samajh aa jaye
Plz mujhe bhi bata dena!!
Dost karo collage wali se..
Pyar karo office wali se..
Programme karo pados wali se..
Ankh ladao Sali se..
Love karo dilwali se…
Aur maar khao gharwali se….!!
Tumko dekha to ye khyal aaya…!!
Tumko dekha to ye khyal aaya…!
Pagalo ke stock me ek naya maal aaya…!
Teri baap ki shaadi hui teri maa se,
Teri maa ki shaadi hui tere baap se,
Yeh bhi koi baat hui yaar,
Ghar hi ghar me shaadi ho gayi…!
Laila ko majnu ka sms nahi aaya,
Laila na teen din khana nahi khaya,
Laila mar rahi thi, majnu ke pyar me,
Majnu baitha tha Sms free hone ke intezar me…!
Aasman humse naraz hai,
Taro ka ghussa behisaab hai,
Wo sab jalte hai kyuki…
Chand se behtar chiz hamare pass hai….!
Bhul se koi bhul hui to use bhul samajh ke bhul jana,
Aur bhulna sirf bhul ko kahi bhulkar hame bhul na jana!!
Hale dil kuch is tarh hamara hai,
Yaad tumhe din me 100 baar kiya karte hai,
Jo na aaye ek din bhi sms tumhara,
Purane sms hi pad liya karte hai….!
Ikhtiyarre tabbasum ki lau ko
Tarranume numayish se aghaa dena….
Jab is ka matlab samajh aa jaye
Plz mujhe bhi bata dena!!
Dost karo collage wali se..
Pyar karo office wali se..
Programme karo pados wali se..
Ankh ladao Sali se..
Love karo dilwali se…
Aur maar khao gharwali se….!!
Tumko dekha to ye khyal aaya…!!
Tumko dekha to ye khyal aaya…!
Pagalo ke stock me ek naya maal aaya…!
Teri baap ki shaadi hui teri maa se,
Teri maa ki shaadi hui tere baap se,
Yeh bhi koi baat hui yaar,
Ghar hi ghar me shaadi ho gayi…!
Laila ko majnu ka sms nahi aaya,
Laila na teen din khana nahi khaya,
Laila mar rahi thi, majnu ke pyar me,
Majnu baitha tha Sms free hone ke intezar me…!
Aasman humse naraz hai,
Taro ka ghussa behisaab hai,
Wo sab jalte hai kyuki…
Chand se behtar chiz hamare pass hai….!
Bhul se koi bhul hui to use bhul samajh ke bhul jana,
Aur bhulna sirf bhul ko kahi bhulkar hame bhul na jana!!
Hale dil kuch is tarh hamara hai,
Yaad tumhe din me 100 baar kiya karte hai,
Jo na aaye ek din bhi sms tumhara,
Purane sms hi pad liya karte hai….!
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